Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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