My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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