At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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