if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
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