seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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