so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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