This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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