Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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