hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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