It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
