I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Dick very happy bro
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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