Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
is wine microwaveable?
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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