How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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