I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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