Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
do nipples grow back?
Randomize
