everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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