guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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