You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
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