Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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