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Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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