Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
pop tarts are not kleenex
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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