we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
stop calling my apartment porn island.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed đ
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
He sang the chorus to âInside of youâ by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldnât even be mad, that probably took talent
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