My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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