You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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