IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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