you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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