Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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