i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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