You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
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