Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
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