I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
your like the ambassador to my penis.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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