Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I want to walk on stilts...naked
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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