She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
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