But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Alive.
So much puke
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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