Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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