Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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