I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
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Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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