You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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