come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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