We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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