Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
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