She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Randomize
