She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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