good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
The best revenge is premature balding
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
We have so much sex to catch up on
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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