when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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