So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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