windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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