im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
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