my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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