Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
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