Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
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