her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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