i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Randomize
