no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
and you fell through a lawn chair
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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