we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I'm bleeding and have questions
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
Randomize
