My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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